Check out what happened to me this morning:

I thought about throwing a hissy fit, but then I realized that I still had one last cup of greatness staring me right in the face. The result:

Sayonara, Breakfast Blend. I'm not entirely sure how long that particular packet sat there on display, but it sure tasted amazing.

* I tried FOREVER to find video of that girl stomping her feet when Josh Brolin stole her bike in the movie Goonies. So, if you happen to find that clip, please feel free to send us the link.